Whenever England feels like he wants to annoy America, he narrates America’s every move like it was a documentary.
“Watch closely as you can see the stupidus americana returns to his turf that is called the ‘refrigerator’”.
“England, that’s getting annoying.”
“It has appeared to look aggressive-“.
this is still the best headcanon i ever conceived
- Me: I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me
- Me: *lays down to sleep at night*
- Me: It bothers me, actually it really fucking bothers me, so let's lay here and think and stress about it instead of sleeping