August 2012
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This is, without a doubt, the best moment in Spongebob Squarepants history.
segastarlit:
buhyootomate:
SOMEBODY FUCKING HOLD ME I JUST REALIZED THAT
LITTLE ITALY GAVE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE HIS UNDERWEAR
AND
FUCKIN
ITALY GAVE GERMANY A PAIR OF UNDERWEAR FOR CHRISTMAS
AND SAID SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF “YOU SEEM LIKE YOU WOULD LIKE UNDERWEAR”
ITALY YOU BASTARD.
Why did I not connect the dots before????
Watchluvpie1997:
peter-motherhugging-parker:
disubiquity:
floobin:
fairlyevenparents:
rigaudon:
durianseeds:
How To Correctly Serve a Watermelon
hey erk
im literally cRYING so hard sdfghbjnkm
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GODDDD FSSDAADFGHAHAHAHSGH HGJH I’M DEAD
THE fUCKING NOISES OMFDSKLGF
how Tony serves food
CRACKING UP THROUGH THE WHOLE THING
omfg this series
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Watchwaltie-chanlolz:
joeytribbiani:
joshdg:
andrewbreitel:
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON TUMLBR
i’m in tears
hahaha i love therealparis
FJALCYJEHAOXT
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GO0O0O0OO0OO0O0O0
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furius
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 10 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
me: *sees text post*
me: why didn't i think of that
copperbooms:
when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing
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Watchyesterdaysyouth:
failkitten:
THis is like porn to me
I will always reblog it
what did i just watch
Ilovethisohmygod
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Tumblr Guessing Game...
Can you guess from my posts what is my:
* Age
* Sex and/or Gender
* Sexual Orientation
* Race and/or Ethnicity
* Field of study and/or field of work
* Favorite TV show(s)
* Favorite book(s)
* Favorite video game(s)
* Favorite food(s)
Leave any answers in my ask and we’ll see how astute you are.
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marielitaaa:
you know how you have your otp and you don’t mind other ships as long as they don’t mess with you..but there’s that one ship you just can’t fucking stand and you see it on your dashboard and you just
saucybroswithbenefits:
mafiacarrots replied to your post: NO POLAND WHY HAPPEN
WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED?
No Poland in Volume 5 ; ____ ;
Oh nuuuuu! D’: Polaaaand
July 2012
phantomdoodler:
batreaux:
anime toast running late to school with a human in its mouth
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a haiku about my otp
vampireswillbutthurtyou:
god fucking dammit
can’t you just kiss already
jesus fucking christ
potatofuzz:
What I want my ships to do:
buy a kitten or a puppy or a turtle
snuggle in a big blanket
hold hands
nibble on wristbones
whisper into necks
be lazy
buy food
feed each other gummy worms
laugh a lot
laugh more
headbutts
get really happy
BANG
eat hearty breakfasts like sausage and pancakes with syrup
argue over which avenger is the hottest
make scrapbooks
visit family
...
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indiekidsparadise:
Plot twist: Romano is taller then Spain.
Oh.
OH. Did he hit a growth spurt or something…?
meowren asked: Breathlessness.
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THIS NEEDED TO BE ON MY BLOG
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Send me one of these in my ask and I'll write a...
cock-cola:
changeyerfate:
Faith
Hope
Wrath
Love
Acceptance
Denial
Rejection
Emptiness
Loss
Gift
Family
Breathe
Run
Fear
Will
Sanity
War
Happiness
Serenity
Magical/Magic
Silence
Speak
Sheets
Music/Song
Shadow
Light
Cry
Flowers
Grave
Space/Cosmos
Shatter
Healing
Dreams
Nightmares
Breathlessness
Flight
Enemy
Snow
Reach
Fall
I might actually do this?
waltie-chanlolz:
eslebepreussen:
southerntomatomafioso:
alfredfjonesversustheworld:
thespacecoyote:
darksstars:
joudan-janai:
ladypandak:
elwetara:
SWEET CHILD OF MINE, I’M CRYING ;A;
;;;A;;;
No what
Why
Whyyyy
Prussia ;;u;;
NO FUCK YOU COMIC ;A;
(( -Shrieking- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ))
((ABUBUBU….;A; KSHFSLDFHSDGEG))
im seriously crying...
