This is, without a doubt, the best moment in Spongebob Squarepants history.
segastarlit: buhyootomate: SOMEBODY FUCKING HOLD ME I JUST REALIZED THAT LITTLE ITALY GAVE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE HIS UNDERWEAR AND FUCKIN ITALY GAVE GERMANY A PAIR OF UNDERWEAR FOR CHRISTMAS AND SAID SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF “YOU SEEM LIKE YOU WOULD LIKE UNDERWEAR” ITALY YOU BASTARD. Why did I not connect the dots before????
luvpie1997: peter-motherhugging-parker: disubiquity: floobin: fairlyevenparents: rigaudon: durianseeds: How To Correctly Serve a Watermelon hey erk im literally cRYING so hard sdfghbjnkm OOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GODDDD FSSDAADFGHAHAHAHSGH HGJH I’M DEAD THE fUCKING NOISES OMFDSKLGF how Tony serves food CRACKING UP THROUGH THE WHOLE THING omfg this series
waltie-chanlolz: joeytribbiani: joshdg: andrewbreitel: THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON TUMLBR i’m in tears hahaha i love therealparis FJALCYJEHAOXT
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GO0O0O0OO0OO0O0O0
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furius
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 10 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
me: *sees text post*
me: why didn't i think of that
copperbooms: when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing
yesterdaysyouth: failkitten: THis is like porn to me I will always reblog it what did i just watch Ilovethisohmygod
Tumblr Guessing Game...
Can you guess from my posts what is my: * Age * Sex and/or Gender * Sexual Orientation * Race and/or Ethnicity * Field of study and/or field of work * Favorite TV show(s) * Favorite book(s) * Favorite video game(s) * Favorite food(s) Leave any answers in my ask and we’ll see how astute you are.
marielitaaa: you know how you have your otp and you don’t mind other ships as long as they don’t mess with you..but there’s that one ship you just can’t fucking stand and you see it on your dashboard and you just
saucybroswithbenefits: mafiacarrots replied to your post: NO POLAND WHY HAPPEN WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED? No Poland in Volume 5 ; ____ ; Oh nuuuuu! D’: Polaaaand
phantomdoodler: batreaux: anime toast running late to school with a human in its mouth
a haiku about my otp
vampireswillbutthurtyou: god fucking dammit can’t you just kiss already jesus fucking christ
potatofuzz: What I want my ships to do: buy a kitten or a puppy or a turtle snuggle in a big blanket hold hands nibble on wristbones whisper into necks be lazy buy food feed each other gummy worms laugh a lot laugh more headbutts get really happy BANG eat hearty breakfasts like sausage and pancakes with syrup argue over which avenger is the hottest make scrapbooks visit family ...
indiekidsparadise: Plot twist: Romano is taller then Spain. Oh. OH. Did he hit a growth spurt or something…?
meowren asked: Breathlessness.
THIS NEEDED TO BE ON MY BLOG
Send me one of these in my ask and I'll write a...
cock-cola: changeyerfate: Faith Hope Wrath Love Acceptance Denial Rejection Emptiness Loss Gift Family Breathe Run Fear Will Sanity War Happiness Serenity Magical/Magic Silence Speak Sheets Music/Song Shadow Light Cry Flowers Grave Space/Cosmos Shatter Healing Dreams Nightmares Breathlessness Flight Enemy Snow Reach Fall I might actually do this?
waltie-chanlolz: eslebepreussen: southerntomatomafioso: alfredfjonesversustheworld: thespacecoyote: darksstars: joudan-janai: ladypandak: elwetara: SWEET CHILD OF MINE, I’M CRYING ;A; ;;;A;;; No what Why Whyyyy Prussia ;;u;; NO FUCK YOU COMIC ;A; (( -Shrieking- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! )) ((ABUBUBU….;A; KSHFSLDFHSDGEG)) im seriously crying...